Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Over Nostalgia Critic

Guys help I am shaking and crying right now  My Girlfriend broke up with me becuz I watch 2 much Nostalgia Critic and I am very sad she make me very happy I go to church school with her and now she won't look at me in the face and it makes me very suisidal and depression so I want to get her back anyone want to help me make plan to win back Melisa???? I will shoutout to you in new Nostalgia Critic comment I make if u does. Here is a picture of me and her going to carousel where i confessed to her (I saw dead rat on the way there too ) 

Man that sucks...At least you have le critic

XXXBruhFART3RXXX wrote:

Man that sucks...At least you have le critic

Dats true... Nostalgai Critic for lyfe!!!

nostalgiacriticfanno1 wrote:

Guys help I am shaking and crying right now  My Girlfriend broke up with me becuz I watch 2 much Nostalgia Critic and I am very sad she make me very happy I go to church school with her and now she won't look at me in the face and it makes me very suisidal and depression so I want to get her back anyone want to help me make plan to win back Melisa???? I will shoutout to you in new Nostalgia Critic comment I make if u does. Here is a picture of me and her going to carousel where i confessed to her (I saw dead rat on the way there too ) 

women are nothing

erm but boobies?????

XXXBruhFART3RXXX wrote:

erm but boobies?????

idk i dont think i like bewbs all that much. butts r hottr imo (yes i no thats were POOP comes from wich is kinda gross but i still think is hot)

CioranLuvr1992 wrote:

nostalgiacriticfanno1 wrote:

Guys help I am shaking and crying right now  My Girlfriend broke up with me becuz I watch 2 much Nostalgia Critic and I am very sad she make me very happy I go to church school with her and now she won't look at me in the face and it makes me very suisidal and depression so I want to get her back anyone want to help me make plan to win back Melisa???? I will shoutout to you in new Nostalgia Critic comment I make if u does. Here is a picture of me and her going to carousel where i confessed to her (I saw dead rat on the way there too ) 

women are nothing

Except for Nostalgia Chick! Look at dat face and I bet shez super nice irl 2 oolala 
Ermagerd I wanna plough her so badddd omg teehee 

OK BUDDY YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT CAUSE IF YOUR GIRLFRIENDLESS ALL THE FAGGOTS MAY WANT A PIECE OF YOU JUST WATCH OUT AND DONT BE GAY BECAUSE YOU WILL GO TO JAIL AND HELL AND THEN GET SHOT BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT

Please upvote my post! It would make me feel happy!

Wow that is an awesome advice thank you I am currently looking for another girlfriend who lieks Nostalgia Critic and make Melisa jealos

My mommy sed if he hurts u he lieks you, but she left u.... my dad would have stoped it... yu shoud hurt her...

But isn't that like domestic violence?

nostalgiacriticfanno1 wrote:

But isn't that like domestic violence?

but mama lieks dad

nostalgiacriticfanno1 wrote:

Guys help I am shaking and crying right now  My Girlfriend broke up with me becuz I watch 2 much Nostalgia Critic and I am very sad she make me very happy I go to church school with her and now she won't look at me in the face and it makes me very suisidal and depression so I want to get her back anyone want to help me make plan to win back Melisa???? I will shoutout to you in new Nostalgia Critic comment I make if u does. Here is a picture of me and her going to carousel where i confessed to her (I saw dead rat on the way there too ) 

it going be okay